HORSES ARE SO WEIRD THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST ANIMALS EVER OH MY GOD THEY RUN AROUND ON THEIR FINGERNAILS
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
fuckin morphed into usian bolt
Dare I say I miss him? I do. I miss him. I still see him in my dreams. They are nightmares mostly, but nightmares tinged with love.
I still cannot understand how he could abandon me so unceremoniously, without any sort of goodbye, without looking back even once. That pain is like an axe that chops at my heart.
|—||Yann Martel, Life of Pi (via observando)|
|—||Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian (via mangoesandhoes)|
Who ever reblogs this will get a random fact from this book sent anonymously into their ask
Hey you guys should reblog it I want something to do
took me a minute
what a classic.
1. Take the time. Look both ways before crossing the street. Ask the lady before you pet her dog. Tie your shoe. Smile at the cashier, and ask her how she is before she can ask you. Laugh a little longer at your friend’s joke before telling your own. Back up a few paces to step on a crunchy leaf….
“money doesn’t buy happiness”
let me test this hypothesis
good for the soul
ah, the sparks of a campfire. good things.
This has to be the most calming thing..
i always reblog this
isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.
the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant